20 June 2018

Chapter 1: Meeting the Family.


Aaah. Sunset Valley. A lovely, quiet, ordinary town where nothing ever happens.



But wait, what is this? A family of witches? In this town. But how did they get past Unfair-bylaw-against-non-humans: Section 782.2? Hmmm, we will have to investigate this further fellow watchers and see what their intentions are with our lovely neighbourhood.


Good day watchers. My name is Mistress Tearfall and I recently moved to Sunset Valley with my witch... erm foster daughters. We are simply here for them to get a good education and make lifelong friends. We are definitely not here in hiding from the Grandmaster Nesferatu in fear for our very souls. Cough cough. Excuse me, it seems the sun is making me all confused. Maybe if I cooled down a little I would be thinking more clearly.

A skeleton? Is that a skeleton?

"Oh, don't mind that its a halloween costume, incidentally I am also wearing one. Its perfectly normal swimming in an ocean with a formal gown on. Its not like I'm inappropiate or anything." *Giggles.*

Right I hope you don't think any of us are falling for that. Let me check on your so called 'foster-children' hopefully they are a bit more normal than you.

Hmmm, Holly Alto and Kaylynn Langerak passed out again. That's nothing new. I always knew they had low class genes. But lets zoom in and find the girls we are actually here to see.



Painting in your underwear? Tisk-tisk Peggy not normal behaviour at all. At least you have some artistic skill. And that pink is quite flattering with your skin tone.

"Oh Dustin your lips are so soft and luscious. Can we keep kissing forever?"
"Peggy darling, I feel like my lips are ablaze with the fire of.."

Urghh.


At least this one seems slightly more appropriate. But why is her fellow dancer looking so pale? So thirsty...So vampiric.

Great an undercover vampire. I go away for two weeks and my town is invested with magic creatures.


At least their youngest seems fairly normal. Lets have a look at her traits. Click-click.
Brave, well done! Evil, ha it seems someone forgot to teach their toddler basic skills and had a bad personality roll. Why do I have to do everything? Can't I even trust a mother to raise her children right?

Sigh. Okay fellow watchers. Now that we have seen the evidence of the crime committed do you think we should let them stay and further corrupt our town? Or kick them out? No, no don't shout, raise your hands to vote yes for the kick.
What no one wants them gone? Oh, all right. They can stay. But I'll be keeping a very close eye on them.

2 comments:

  1. HI, tracked you down from my blog, krrank.blospot concerning your issue with the edge scrolling in CAW. hope you don't mind.
    first of all my deepest apologies for this extremely late response, blogger stopped sending me notifications on new comments and I only just rectified the issue.
    I do hope you have already found a solution to this issue, but if you haven't, please email an image of the situation and I'll figure something out. Thanks

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  2. BTW, you have a great sense of humour...kudos

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